Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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