the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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