so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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