If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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