well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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