It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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