Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
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