i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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