Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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