Do vagina's smell?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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