Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
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