Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Your penis caused this!
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