If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i was born a porn star she said
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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