i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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