is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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