No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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