is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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