I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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