i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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