I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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