Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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