Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
