I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
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