We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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