? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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