there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
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