i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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