Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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