kristin has been a bad kristin
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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