Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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