Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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