Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I'm really busy with my period
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