I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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