Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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