But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
