In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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