I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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