This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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