The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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