Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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