I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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