There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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