After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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