Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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