On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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