hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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