Fuck appropriateness.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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