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I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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