Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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