thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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