i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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