Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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