I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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