I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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