that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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